Once upon a time I used to make people gifts. –You know, the spirit of Christmas and let's avoid all that commercialism, and show our love by giving something of ourselves. This is a sweet idea, but since the gifts a) usually took a lot of time b) cost at least twice as much as I would have spent, and, the kicker, c) people often didn't like them, I gave up.
Gift wrapping, on the other hand, strikes me as a way to have my cake and eat it too. I can still purchase, for a reasonable sum, in a reasonable amount of time, with a reasonable expectation that the recipient will like it (or can take it back) a gift, and put the personal touch in the wrapping. A scavenger by nature, I collect the bows, ribbons and even paper during the holidays, supplementing those with 75–90% off bargains (never pay more than 10 cents for a spool of that offray ribbon), and garage sales. Of all my hobbies, this one allows my bargain hunting sensibilities the greatest scope, and I positively delight in putting seemingly useless objects to good purpose–because the wrapping is only for a short while, items that are broken or worn or not of the highest quality do very well.
The largest financial cost is actually space: it's just not practical to wrap on this scale without an area set aside—in my case, an old table, (which doubles as a laundry table) stacked with a dozen or so milk crates my neighbors thoughtfully left on their trash piles after absconding with them from the local party shops, set up in the driest corner of the basement. They lay sideways, with bags of ribbons and bows sorted by color, a box of fabric ribbons, and one of those little storage boxes whose drawers hold the tools—glue gun, scissors, tape, wire cutters (for silk flowers) and so forth within. One also needs to keep an assortment of boxes on hand. Wrapping is enough of a bore without a good firm foundation over which to lay the paper.
Even an extremely elaborately wrapped and decorated gift doesn't usually take more than 45 minutes to do: and let it be said, I don't actually like to wrap presents, which I suppose is one reason it took me so long to come up with this idea. In fact, my wrapping is usually awful—not for me those crisp corners! I like to decorate gifts. Because the covering by its nature is emphermeral, it combines (for me) the idea of something handmade, attractive, and, since it is fleeting, without a cost associated with it—in effect, a gift of time, and a bit of myself. (But 45 minutes is still a good bit of effort. So I take photos, which perhaps undermines the sentiment a little.)
F2tY does a wonderful job wrapping and decorating this gift with silk flowers. Originally posted 25jul09 25jul2009
This drawstring bag and figurine ensemble features a foam-card woven 16 strand diamond patterned kongo braid . Originally posted 19jun08. 19jun2008
Another of my infamous quick'n'dirty just-before-the-recipient-showed-up wrap jobs. Wrapped & photo'ed 13may, post 14may08. 14may2008
Blue giftwrap decorated with penguins makes a good choice for a winter birthday. Originally posted 20feb07 20feb2007
My poor spouse had to wait nearly to Valentine's Day to get his xmas gift, cuz I wanted to decorate at least one 2006 xmas gift. Originally posted 22feb07. 22feb2007
Gold and white, made easy by Page's efforts in this direction. File-name created 2005, file created 5jan07, posted 06jan07. (Happy epiphany:) 06jan2007
This paper, inspired by vintage Christmas illustrations, has a great deal more orange and turquoise than you might expect. Posted 01jan07. 01jan2007
More efforts in the burgundy and gold direction, courtesy of Page. Originally posted 04jan06. 04jan2006
Charming pretty paper in many colors that is nevertheless difficult to decorate. Originally posted 28dec05. 28dec2005
Exuberant happy paper bursting with many colors that is nevertheless difficult to decorate. Originally posted 29dec05. 29dec2005
Wrapup of the 14 posts comprising 2005 xmas holiday giftwrap series, featuring perhaps 20–25 giftwrap/decors, plus one textile bonus. Originally posted (whew, finally) 8jan07. 08jan2007
This paper, inspired by vintage Christmas illustrations, has a great deal more orange and turquoise than you might expect. Posted 01jan07. 03jan2007
The junior member of the f2 generation is entranced by vintage ribbon with candy canes and other christmas symbols printed upon it. Created 14nov05, intro 1jan07, posted 02jan07. 02jan2007
Purple redux: a decoration is recycled with the addition of some lime green accents. 27nov05 27nov2005
Even just two or three minutes can improve upon simply handing a present over in the plastic the store clerk dropped it into. 02may05 05may2005
Three gifts from 2005 . Includes brief comments on the creative process, but still nothing like a definitive howto. (24mar05) 25mar2005
Originally created: Sat Sep 12 21:53:29 EDT 1998; last update: 24mar05
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